What “The Land Before Time” taught me

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McDonald’s “Lent Special”

 

Orem, UT 2009.03.14

… huh?  What does that mean?  It’s the only sign on the pole, so this most unmistakably belongs to the McDonald’s location.

Possible taglines could be:

• Come in and get your last processed meat before Lent!
• Giving up clogged arteries for Lent?  Ask about our last-minute special!
• Why give up nutrition for Lent?

I’ll never know.. I’m tempted to just walk in and ask them what that means, straight from the mouth of a cashier.  If I do, I’ll be sure to post the reply here